Substitutes

A blog is a substitute for academe.

A mall is a substitute for hunting gathering.

Puzzles are a substitute for inquiry.

Reading is a substitute for adventure

TV is a substitute for discourse

Radio, recordings are a substitute for song

Fitness centers are a substitute for work

Porn is a substitute for coitus

Hunt, fish, build, raze, plant, talk, sing, dance, shit, travel, swim, eat, drink, sleep.

That’s about it. Everything else is a substitute.

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